This Is How I Won a Prank War My Neighbor and I Had Going for the past Year
It started off innocently enough. Selene parked her car in the wrong parking spot, fueling a prank war with Paul, the real owner of the parking spot. As the months went by, the pair continued their prank war, but Selen started to wonder about the future of these seemingly innocent practical jokes. She took matters into her own hands and asked Paul out for dinner, under the guise of someone else. Will it be the ultimate prank or something more?
It all began with a parking mishap. It was just one innocent mistake that spiraled into a year-long prank war with my neighbor, Paul.
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One evening, I accidentally parked in Paul’s parking spot in our apartment building’s lot. It was late, I was exhausted, and I just wanted to crawl into bed.
I didn’t think much of it until the next morning when I was on my way to the office. There, on my car, on an empty takeaway cup, a note was scrawled in messy handwriting.
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Thanks for ruining my day.
“Oh, crap,” I said to myself when I sat in the car. I needed to make amends.
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The following morning, I left a warm cup of coffee on Paul’s car roof with a note that read:
Sorry for the mix-up. I hope this makes up for it.
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If you’re wondering, Paul and I didn’t know each other. We just lived in the same apartment block and knew everyone’s names and door numbers.
A few days later, I found a bill from a car-washing service under my windshield wiper. It seemed that Paul didn’t notice the coffee that I left and spilled it all over his car when he drove off.
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I refused to pay the bill, and thus, the little war began.
“I think that you and this mysterious Paul are either going to fall in love or end up despising each other,” my friend Daphne said at work.
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“Probably the latter,” I said. “It was all fine until he gave me a bill.”
“Selene,” she said knowingly, “I’m telling you, this is just the beginning.”
The next day, I left my work phone number on his car.
Call me regarding the payment.
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Paul called me later that evening.
“Really? You thought that leaving coffee on the roof of a car was a good idea?” he asked, going straight into it.
“How was I supposed to know that you’d drive off without looking? Besides, it was a peace offering!”
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“More like a disaster,” he said. “It was all over my window. Pay the car wash bill, please.”
“I’m not paying for it,” I said, hanging up.
After that, the pranks escalated quickly.
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“I told you,” Daphne said when she came home with me one evening. “It’s going to get more intense. You need to listen to me. Trust me on this, you and this guy are going to get under each other’s skin.”
“I don’t know about that, Daph,” I said, dishing out the curry we had bought for dinner.
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“But you’re having fun?” she asked, tearing into a piece of bread.
“I am!” I said. “Mainly because it’s nothing serious.”
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One day, I found my car doors wrapped in plastic wrap.
The next week, I retaliated by covering Paul’s car in sticky notes, each one asking him to fix his parking.
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“If it rains tonight,” Paul said, immediately calling me after seeing the sticky notes, “you’ll have a mushy mess of paper to clean up.”
“I think you’ll figure it out for yourself,” I said, hiding behind my curtain.
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I had to admit, I was attracted to him. I didn’t know if Paul knew who I was, but it was easier for me to watch him from my apartment. I had gotten used to watching him wash his car.
It turned out that it was comforting. There was a sense of intimacy that we had built up.
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After months of back-and-forth pranks, ranging from balloons tied onto car handles and window wipers, to fake parking tickets, I decided that it was time to end the war.
“But you need a grand finale,” Daphne said as we sat in our office, trying to work through month-end reports.
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“Like what?” I asked, typing away at my keyboard.
“You’re into him, right?” she asked, sipping her coffee.
“I think so,” I said. “But I don’t know much about him.”
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“Then get to know him,” my friend pressed on. “There’s something there; if not, this would have ended a long time ago.”
“Fine,” I said. “But you write the note. He knows my handwriting now.”
We intended to write a note from a secret admirer.
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“She can just be someone from your apartment,” Daphne said. “And it’s not like you and Paul have even interacted in person, Selene. To be honest, I don’t know how you’ve managed to stay anonymous for so long.”
“It’s the thrill of it,” I said.
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Early the next morning, I left the note that Daphne had written on Paul’s car.
Hey, I saw you leaving your car and couldn’t help but notice how handsome you are. Let’s have dinner?
I added my personal number that he wouldn’t recognize at the bottom.
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To my surprise, Paul called me later that morning.
“Selene, you’ll never guess what happened!” he said excitedly. “Some woman left me a note on my car.”
“Really?” I asked, feigning surprise. “What did it say?”
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“She said that I was handsome and she wanted to have dinner. She left her number, too. So, I’m going to text her and go.”
Paul took the bait and texted me. We set up a date, and I, still pretending to be someone else, agreed to meet him at a local restaurant.
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I was already seated, suddenly nervous. We had been at this for so long; what if everything blew up in my face?
What if I was living in a romantic comedy and Paul actually couldn’t stand me?
Almost ready to leave, Paul walked into the restaurant.
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“Hey, you’re here! You look familiar,” he said. “But I suppose I have seen you around the building.”
He spoke quickly, as though he was just as nervous.
“I’m sure that’s exactly it,” I said, smiling.
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“Your voice reminds me of my neighbor, Selene. I’m sure you’ve seen us pranking each other recently,” he chuckled, his eyes glazing over as if lost in a memory.
“What’s that been like?” I asked.
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“Well, Daphne,” he said, as I had introduced myself over text, “it’s been hilarious. It’s been the best few months of my life.”
“It sounds like she’s grown on you,” I said, smiling.
“She’s feisty, all right,” he said, ordering himself a whiskey.
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The rest of the evening went by smoothly, but the more Paul spoke, the more I found myself genuinely enjoying his company. He was charming, funny, and surprisingly sweet.
By the time our meals arrived, I couldn’t keep the truth from him any longer.
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“Paul,” I said, picking up my cocktail, “there’s something I need to tell you.”
“What’s that?” he asked, looking me in the eye.
“I haven’t been very honest about this date,” I said slowly. “I’m Selene.”
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Paul’s jaw dropped.
“Wait, really?” he asked. “Why did you want to meet like this?”
“I don’t know,” I replied honestly. “Call it insecurity? Daphne is my best friend; I asked her to write the note, and I used her name. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have deceived you.”
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“No, no,” he said, a large smile forming on his face. “I’ve never had this much fun with anyone. I’m glad we got to meet. Finally.”
The rest of the evening went much smoother, knowing that we had something in common. It was something to bond over. And more than that, there was chemistry between us. It wasn’t just me.
“I’m glad we did this,” Paul said as we went our separate ways in the parking lot. “It needed to happen.”
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“And now, we’re here,” I said, taking his hand, suddenly feeling brave.
I don’t know where our relationship will go or what it will become, but I do know that I’ve taken the first step toward something.
What would you have done?
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I Was Ready to Give Up on My Orchard – Until a Lonely Boy Reminded Me What Home Really Means
I thought the world had forgotten about me, and most days, I was glad for it. But when a scrappy boy with dirt on his face and secrets in his eyes wandered into my dying orchard, I realized life still had a few surprises left for an old woman like me.
The orchard stretched out before me, bathed in the soft gold of sunset. I walked slowly between the rows, my hand brushing the gnarled trunks of trees. These trees held memories as they were the same trees that my husband, John, had planted when we married 47 years ago.
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It had been five years since he’d passed — five years of tending these trees alone.
They were his pride — our legacy. Or so we’d thought.
I paused by the old bench where we used to sit, sharing a jug of lemonade and talking about the future that had seemed so certain then. Our initials were still carved into the big oak tree nearby, a little faded but holding strong. L + J.
The world keeps moving, I thought, even when your heart begs it to stay still.
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A few hours later, I was pulling weeds near the front gate when Brian’s truck rumbled up the drive. My son always arrived the same way. With a cloud of dust and worry.
He hopped out, wearing his usual concerned frown, waving a thick manila envelope at me.
“Mom, we need to talk,” he said before I could even wipe my hands.
I straightened up, feeling the familiar ache in my lower back. “What now, Brian?”
He held out the envelope. “Mr. Granger made a new offer to buy the orchard. It’s good money. Real good. Enough for you to get a nice condo in town. No more breaking your back out here.”
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I took the envelope but didn’t open it. This was the third offer in six months.
“I’m not ready,” I said.
Brian sighed and rubbed the back of his neck. “Mom, you’re 70. This place is falling apart. What are you even hanging onto it for? Dad’s been gone five years.”
I looked past him to the orchard, to the trees heavy with apples and the sunlight catching on their leaves like a thousand tiny mirrors.
“I need time,” I said, tucking the envelope under my arm.
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He frowned but didn’t push. “Look, I worry about you out here all alone. Last winter when the power went out for three days…” His voice trailed off. “Just… think about it, okay? For me?”
I nodded, seeing the genuine concern in his eyes. Brian meant well, even if he didn’t understand. After losing his father and then his wife to cancer two years ago, he’d become obsessed with controlling what little he could — including me.
But the thought of leaving this place felt like dying twice.
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Two weeks later, I was checking the west side of the orchard when I heard a twig snap and the rustle of leaves.
I froze, my heart thudding. Wild animals weren’t uncommon this time of year, but something told me this was different.
Pushing aside a low-hanging branch, I spotted him. A skinny boy crouched behind one of the Granny Smith trees, a half-eaten apple in his dirty hand.
His eyes widened when he saw me. He scrambled to his feet, ready to bolt.
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“Wait,” I said quickly, holding up a hand. “You hungry?”
He hesitated, wary as a stray dog. Slowly, I plucked another apple from a low branch and tossed it toward him.
He caught it, looking stunned.
“Go on,” I said with a smile. “Plenty where that came from.”
Without a word, he turned and darted into the woods, leaving me standing there with more questions than answers.
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The next morning, he was back. Same spot. Same wary look.
I pretended not to notice him at first, humming as I pulled a few weeds near the fence line.
When I finally glanced up, he was sitting cross-legged under a tree, biting into another apple like it might vanish if he took his time.
I wandered closer, careful not to scare him off.
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“You got a name, kid?” I asked, keeping my voice easy.
He hesitated before muttering, “Ethan.”
“Well, Ethan,” I said, dropping my basket to the ground, “you’re not much for conversation, are you?”
He shrugged, chewing. After a long pause, he said, “Your orchard’s better than my house anyway. It’s so beautiful, and it feels so comfortable to sit here.”
I studied him then. His arms were thin and bruised. His clothes were too small, too dirty. There was a sadness in his eyes that no 12-year-old should ever carry.
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“You come here often?” I asked lightly.
“Only when I need to,” he said, eyes dropping to the ground.
That night, sitting alone at my kitchen table, I couldn’t shake his words.
Maybe this orchard wasn’t just a memory.
Maybe it was the only safe place some folks had left.
***
A few days later, I left a small basket of apples and a ham sandwich under the old oak tree.
By noon, the basket was empty.
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The next time I saw Ethan, I handed him a pair of worn gloves.
“You know,” I said, “if you’re gonna eat my apples, you might as well help pick ’em.”
He eyed me like I was offering him a trick, but after a moment, he slipped on the gloves and followed me into the rows.
Teaching him was easier than I thought. He listened closely and worked hard. I showed him how to spot the ripe ones and twist the fruit just right so it wouldn’t damage the branches.
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“You ever hear about trees that live hundreds of years?” he asked one afternoon, balancing on a wooden crate.
“Sure have,” I said, smiling. “They got stories older than towns.”
He grinned. “It’s like they remember everything.”
Hearing him say that stirred something deep inside me. Maybe these trees weren’t just holding my memories. Maybe they were waiting for new ones.
As the weeks passed, the orchard felt lighter and fuller somehow. Ethan began to stay longer, sometimes helping me until dusk fell.
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One evening in late September, as we sat on the porch drinking lemonade, he finally opened up.
“My mom works two jobs,” he said quietly, staring at his cup. “Gets home real late. Dad left when I was seven. Haven’t seen him since.”
I nodded, not pushing.
“The apartment’s small. Walls are thin. Neighbor fights all the time.” He looked up at the orchard, silhouetted against the setting sun. “Here, I can breathe.”
My heart ached for him. “You’re welcome anytime, Ethan. You know that.”
He nodded as a small smile tugged at his lips.
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“Does your mom know where you are?” I asked carefully.
He shrugged. “Told her I found a part-time job helping an old lady with her orchard. She was just happy I wasn’t getting into trouble.”
I smiled at that. “Well, she’s not wrong.”
“Could I… maybe bring her some apples sometime?” he asked hesitantly.
“I’d like that,” I said, and meant it.
Just as the first shoots of hope started to sprout, trouble came rumbling up the driveway once again.
It was Brian. He showed up one Saturday in October and angrily marched up the porch steps.
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“Mom,” he said, pulling papers from his jacket, “this is your last chance. Mr. Granger says the deal’s off if you don’t sign by next week.”
I leaned against the railing, arms crossed. “And if I don’t?”
He sighed like he was talking to a stubborn child. “Then you stay here alone, struggling, until the orchard falls down around you. Is that what you want?”
“I’m not alone, Brian,” I said quietly.
He followed my gaze to where Ethan was pruning branches in the distance.
“Who’s that?” he asked, frowning.
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Before I could answer, Mr. Granger pulled up in a shiny black car. He got out, all smiles and slick words.
“Mrs. Turner,” he said smoothly, “we’re offering more now. A condo with amenities. Pool, security, and weekly housekeeping. You could live easy.”
I looked out at the orchard. Some trees leaned heavily. A few needed mending. The work was endless, and my back ached most nights.
Still… when the breeze rustled the leaves, it sounded like home.
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“I’ll think about it,” I said, turning away before they could see the doubt flicker across my face.
But in my heart, the battle had already begun.
That evening, after supper, I found something on my porch.
At first, I thought it was just another fallen branch. But when I bent down, I realized it was a small carving. A rough apple whittled out of wood.
On it, the letters “L + J” were scratched clumsily but clearly.
I clutched it to my chest, my throat tightening.
The next morning, I found Ethan sitting under the old oak. When he saw me walking toward him with the carving I’d found last night, he stood up nervously.
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“Here you are,” I smiled and then showed the carving to him. “You made this?”
“I saw the initials on the tree,” he said, jerking his thumb toward the old oak. “Figured… you might like it.”
I ran my fingers over the carved letters. “That’s real thoughtful of you, Ethan,” I said, smiling through the lump in my throat.
He shrugged like it was nothing. Then, after a pause, he added, “I heard what those men said yesterday… about selling this place.”
I was surprised. I had no idea he’d overheard our conversation.
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“If you sell it…” he began. “There’s nowhere else like this. Not for me. Not for anyone.”
For a moment, all I could do was stare at him.
His words hit harder than anything Brian or Mr. Granger had ever thrown at me.
This orchard wasn’t just trees and dirt. It was home. For more than just me.
That night, I sat at my kitchen table with a legal pad, making calculations I’d been avoiding for years. The orchard’s expenses, my modest pension, the cost of repairs… The numbers weren’t promising.
But what if…
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I started sketching ideas. Apple picking days for families. Classes on canning and preserving. Maybe even a small farm stand.
The orchard could still produce. It just needed a different kind of nurturing.
***
Two days later, I asked Brian and Mr. Granger to meet me under the old oak tree. I figured if a decision had to be made, it should be made where it all began.
They arrived sharp, all business. Papers ready. Smiles fake.
“Mrs. Turner,” Mr. Granger said, smoothing his tie, “this is the smartest move you can make. Trust me.”
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Brian chimed in, “You’ll be safer, Mom. Happier.”
I looked at the crumbling bench, the rustling trees, and the dirt under my feet.
I thought about John. About Ethan. About everything this place had seen and still could see.
“I’m not selling,” I said firmly. “And that’s final.”
Brian blinked. “Mom, think about this—”
“I have,” I interrupted gently. “And I’ve got plans for this place. It doesn’t have to be a burden. It can be something more.”
“What plans?” Brian asked, skeptical.
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I pulled out my sketches, explaining my ideas for community events, small-scale production, and even educational programs.
“The orchard’s still good land,” I said. “And there are people who need it as much as I do.”
Mr. Granger’s face tightened. He made a dismissive noise and headed back to his car.
But Bryan stayed. He looked at me with wide eyes. There was something in his eyes other than frustration. Respect, I guess.
“So, you’re serious about this…” he said finally.
“I am.”
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“It’ll be a lot of work, Mom.”
“I know.”
“You’ll need help.”
I smiled. “Is that an offer?”
He looked surprised for a moment, then gave a reluctant laugh. “Let me see those plans again.”
***
Word traveled fast in our small town. At first, folks looked at me like I was crazy.
But when they saw the boy working alongside me, dragging fallen branches and planting saplings with a quiet grin, something shifted.
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Neighbors started showing up. Some brought shovels. Some brought pies. Some just came to offer a hand.
Meanwhile, Brian came by every other weekend and helped me repair the old barn to serve as a small market space.
“Dad would’ve liked this,” he said one afternoon as we hung the newly constructed doors. “Seeing the place come alive again.”
I squeezed his arm. “He would’ve liked seeing you here, too.
I also taught Ethan how to graft branches and save seeds. We patched up fences and fixed broken gates.
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I even met his mother, Maria. She was a kind but exhausted woman who started bringing incredible homemade tamales to our weekend work parties.
“He’s different now,” she told me one day, watching Ethan teach another child how to test apples for ripeness. “More confident. Talks about the future.”
I nodded, understanding completely.
Through the winter, we planned. By spring, we were ready.
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One crisp Saturday in May, seven months after I’d almost sold the orchard, we held our first community day. Families came from all over town. Children ran between the trees. Seniors sat in the shade, sharing stories.
Brian manned the grill. He seemed lighter somehow, as if helping save the orchard had healed something in him, too.
That evening, Ethan and I painted a new sign together.
In bright red letters, it read, “The Orchard Keeper’s Garden — Open to All.”
And for the first time in years, the orchard wasn’t just living. It was thriving.
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One golden afternoon in late summer, I sat on the porch with a glass of sweet tea, watching Ethan in the orchard.
He was teaching two younger kids how to plant saplings, showing them how to pat the dirt down just right.
Just then, Brian pulled up in his truck, waving as he parked. He joined me on the porch, setting down a basket of fresh vegetables from his own garden.
“Never thought I’d see the day,” he said, looking out at the busy orchard. “You were right, Mom.”
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“About?”
“This place. What it could be.” He turned to me. “What it means.”
I reached over and squeezed his hand.
That evening, after everyone had gone, Ethan helped me close up the farm stand. We walked back through the orchard as the sun set.
At the old oak, I paused. The carved L + J looked golden in the fading light.
From my pocket, I pulled out a small carving knife.
“Want to learn something else?” I asked.
Ethan nodded eagerly.
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I showed him how to carefully carve, adding a small “E” next to our initials.
“For continuity,” I explained.
“What’s that mean?” he asked.
“It means things keep going. Stories don’t end, they just change.”
He smiled with an understanding in his eyes that was beyond his years.
At that point, I realized something. I thought I had been holding onto the past, clinging to what was gone.
But really, I’d been planting a future I hadn’t even seen coming.
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Sometimes, when the world tells you it’s time to let go, it’s really asking you to hold on tighter to the things that matter most.
This orchard… these kids… this community…
They weren’t just my memories.
They were my legacy.
And I wasn’t done growing yet.
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