It was a sunny Saturday, and I was cruising down the freeway with my wife. Music was blasting, and everything felt perfect—until it didn’t. Suddenly, I remembered I needed to check something on my phone.
“Why are you pulling over?” my wife asked, confused.
“Hand me my phone!” I replied, my voice filled with urgency.
“We’re on the freeway!” she exclaimed, wide-eyed.
“Hand. Me. My. PHONE!” I insisted, feeling a sense of impending doom if I didn’t check it immediately.
She glanced at the cars whizzing by and sighed. “Okay, but this is a terrible idea!”
As I pulled over to the shoulder, I fumbled for my phone, ready to check my social media updates. But just then, a squirrel dashed across the road, causing a car to swerve wildly.
“See? This is exactly why we don’t pull over on the freeway!” my wife said, shaking her head.
I finally got my phone in hand and turned to her with a sheepish grin. “You know, I didn’t even remember what I needed to check. I just wanted an excuse to stop and grab a snack!”
She rolled her eyes. “You mean to tell me we could’ve just waited until the next exit for a snack?”
“Yep!” I chuckled. “But at least we have a good story now, right?”
Moral of the Story: Sometimes, it’s better to be patient and think things through before making a rash decision. And never underestimate the power of a good snack break—just make sure it’s safe!
CHER DROPS SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT HER PREFERENCE FOR YOUNGER MEN – YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT!
If you ever wondered why Cher usually dates younger men, she recently gave a simple reason on The Jennifer Hudson Show.
Cher, who is 77 years old, said she’s shy around men, especially when she’s not working with them. She mentioned turning down Elvis and then said, “And the reason I go out with young men is because men my age are older — well, now they’re all dead — but before, they were always terrified to approach me. And younger men were the only ones that…”
Jennifer Hudson jumped in, saying, “They’re bold.”
Cher agreed, saying, “Yeah, raised by women like me.”
Cher’s reason for dating younger men came up after her relationship with Alexander “AE” Edwards, who is 40 years younger, got a lot of attention from fans and the media.
When asked about Edwards’ intentions, Cher said on X, “Let Me Explain…I DONT GIVE A [flying] FK WHAT ANYONE THINKS.”
It’s 2024, and we shouldn’t have to explain why we choose who we date. As long as it’s not hurting anyone, let people love who they want.
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