So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Hollywood icon Jodie Foster is now over 60 and she looks completely different now
From the dawn of her exposure to the spotlight, which dawned upon her at the tender age of 3, this exceptionally talented actress embarked on a journey towards fame that few could match.
By the time she crossed the threshold into 14, she had already engraved her name in the annals of Hollywood with an Oscar nomination, marking the promising start of what would blossom into a remarkable career. Yet, as time unfurled its tapestry, one can’t help but wonder: what is her life like today?
Admired for her esteemed position as one of the privileged few to boast multiple Oscar nominations, her mere mention conjures images of cinematic brilliance and triumph at the box office.
Blessed with a filmography adorned with iconic roles in some of the most cherished and unforgettable productions, her mere involvement in a project virtually assures its potential as a blockbuster, enthralling audiences and critics alike with her unparalleled skill and mesmerizing performances.
What truly distinguishes her is her exceptional versatility as an actress, evident in her ability to seamlessly inhabit a diverse array of characters, each infused with richness, intricacy, and authenticity.
Despite not fitting into the mold of conventional beauty standards, there is an undeniable allure and magnetic charm in her unique appearance, a quality that continues to enchant and resonate with viewers worldwide.
Yet, in a marked departure, her recent pursuits have witnessed a shift away from the luminance of the silver screen, opting instead to delve into and express her creative prowess behind the lens.
Venturing into the realms of directing and producing, she persists in making a lasting impact on the landscape of the industry, molding narratives and animating tales with her distinctive perspective and wisdom.
Perhaps emblematic of her steadfast dedication to her artistry, the revered figure has embraced a more muted and understated demeanor in her personal style and presentation.
Celebrating the elegance of embracing age gracefully, she confidently displays her natural gray hair and shuns the conventions of heavy makeup, choosing instead a refreshingly natural aesthetic, often paired with relaxed and unpretentious attire.
However, amidst her journey in the industry and personal preferences, one can’t help but reminisce: what are some of the standout films that showcase the remarkable talent and unforgettable presence of Jodie Foster?
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