A lot of big, tragic and important things have happened to this wonderful country of ours since April 2014. None of which I have covered. I was too busy writing about hungover parenting, ancient philosophy and my dog Colin.
Out of the 536 columns I have written, 27 were about that guy. Far too few. He is such a good boy, he deserves an article a week.
Today is the end of an era for me, and whenever these final events pop up in our lives, we can’t help but think about the ultimate end.
Everything we do, we will one day do for the last time. That’s why you have to enjoy things while they are around. It’s not just big events like leaving a job, house or loved one either. Whatever moment you happen to be in now, you will never get it back, and you don’t know how many more you have.
Everything we do in life, from eating pizza to spending time with the people we love, to driving, writing, drinking or breathing, we will one day experience for the final time. It might happen tomorrow. This can be either a depressing or an inspiring thought, depending on how you look at it.
A few years back in this column, I interviewed professor of philosophy William B Irvine, of Wright State University, Ohio, on this very topic. He put it this way on a Zoom call: “Recognition of the impermanence of everything in life can invest the things we do with a significance and intensity that would otherwise be absent. The only way we can be truly alive is if we make it our business periodically to entertain thoughts of the end.”
Today’s column is very meaningful to me because it is my last. Like the last night with a lover before she goes overseas. And just like a lover, there have been some half-arsed efforts put in from me over the years. Last week, for example, I spent 750 words moaning about how bad my cricket team is. But the truth is that any of my columns could have been the final. If I had reminded myself every week for the past 10 years that the end is inevitable, I may have been more grateful for having a column and appreciated writing them all as much as I am this one.
While everything we do could have more meaning with a focus on finitude, some things are inherently more worthwhile than others. There is no doubt my column “The pros and cons of wearing Speedos” from November 2022 was less meaningful than most things in this world. That was a waste of everyone’s time. So, if we only have so much time, how do we pick the best things to do?
Well, Oliver Burkeman, the author of Four Thousand Weeks – Time Management For Mortals, suggested this to me in a 2022 column: “Ask yourself, does this choice enlarge me? You usually know on some unspoken level if it does. That’s a good way to distinguish between options.”
With that in mind, I don’t feel great about my 2018 article on “New Zealand’s best hole”. That didn’t enlarge anyone.
There will be people reading this column right now who have loved my writing in the Herald and are sad to see it end. Others will have hated it and are glad to see me go. Many won’t have any opinion at all. But for those in the first camp, I have good news. I have a book coming out on May 28 called A Life Less Punishing – 13 Ways To Love The Life You Got (Allen and Unwin Book Publishers). It’s a deep dive into the history, philosophy and science of not wasting our time lost in anger, loneliness, humiliation, stress, fear, boredom and all the other ways we find to not enjoy perfectly good lives. It’s available for pre-order right now (google it if you’re interested).
A Life Less Punishing took me two years to write and is equivalent in words to 100 of these columns. Which would be a complete nightmare for those in the hate camp, but as I say, great news for those who want more.
Anyway, thanks to the Herald for having me, thanks to the lovely people who make an effort to say nice things to me about my column nearly every day and thanks to the universe for every single second we get.
Bless!
The 2024 Prophecies Of Nostradamus Are Just As Terrifying As You Could Expect
As 2024 draws near, the enduring predictions of renowned astrologer and seer Nostradamus cast an ominous shadow.
For good cause, we have written a great deal about Nostradamus in the past.
His enigmatic statements, which are threaded throughout Les Propheties, have sparked curiosity about and fear for the upcoming year.
Nostradamus’s Doomsday Predictions
Nostradamus explores a pessimistic forecast for 2024 in his well-known quatrains, which are prized for their purported prophetic abilities.
Even though his predictions are shrouded in arcane language, they foretell approaching cataclysmic events.
Nostradamus predicted that by 2024, the atmosphere would be completely chaotic.
He depicts a universe in his quatrains where the planet is drying up and cataclysmic floods happen.
Even though his predictions are shrouded in arcane language, they foretell approaching cataclysmic events.
Nostradamus predicted that by 2024, the atmosphere would be completely chaotic.
He depicts a universe in his quatrains where the planet is drying up and cataclysmic floods happen.
These catastrophic climatic events could lead to an ecological imbalance, which could result in extreme droughts in some places.
Rather than just regular floods, a “very great famine through pestiferous wave” might indicate destructive floods that destroy crops, spread disease, and result in mass starvation.
If this forecast comes true, the environment may unleash hitherto unseen amounts of devastation, making this year extremely risky.
Russian and Chinese Navy are at odds
Nostradamus’s prophecy about a naval battle, in which the “Red adversary” would turn “pale with fear” and “put the great Ocean in dread,” has been interpreted as potentially including China.
This dire prediction could portend a significant naval conflict between China and other countries, as well as rising geopolitical tensions.
Given China’s military capability and the escalation of regional conflicts, an oceanic confrontation appears to be foretold and might have far-reaching implications for global peace.
The Royal Tumult of Nostradamus
One of the predictions pertaining to the monarchy is that a “king without the mark of a king” will be installed in place of the “King of the Isles,” who will be abolished.
These enigmatic quatrains appear to allude to significant discord within the royal family. Many believe it could be a reference to King Charles III, who resigned under intense public pressure and examination.
Future monarchy is made even more unpredictable by Prince Harry’s ascent, who is seen as being unconventional for the royal position.
The Next Generation Pope
Nostradamus predicts that due to his elderly age, Pope Francis will be superseded by a new pope.
His prediction that a younger Roman Pontiff will be elected appears reasonable at first.
However, the prophecy also says that the new pope will “weaken his see” and hold power for a little longer.
A possible interpretation of “weakening” is that the leadership of the church under the upcoming pope will result in a decline in credibility and power.
It creates the chance that scandals or disputes could break out inside the Vatican at this particular moment.
Each of these predictions points to the possibility of storms relating to the weather, politics, royalty, and religious institutions in 2024. These forecasts’ ambiguity has spurred discussion and speculation about what lies next.
Conclusion: The Unpredictability of Prophecies by Nostradamus
Nostradamus’ prophecy has enthralled readers for centuries with its forecasts of approaching political and apocalyptic events.
However, his predictions are so vague that they are subject to debate.
As the globe prepares for the coming year, these enigmatic prophesies highlight the enigmatic nature of prophecy.
Thus, exercise caution and consider them mostly a source of entertainment.
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