Every week, a young widow would visit her husband’s tomb to water the flowers. Then, each time, her back was turned as she walked away. I see that you have showed great respect to your late husband, observed a young man who had been monitoring her for a while. I think it’s really lovely that you don’t turn around when you go. “Well, my husband, sir.”
Good jokes never fail to make us grin, and the one that follows will brighten your day no end.
In actuality, some women do marry much older men in order to receive their inheritance; the woman in this tale is one of these women.
Every week she made it to her husband’s grave to pay her respects and water the flowers. However, she would always turn her back on her as she left the cemetery.
Every week, a young man who saw this happening couldn’t resist approaching her and striking up a conversation.
It is evident that you have shown your late husband a great deal of respect. I think it’s really lovely that you don’t turn around when you go. He stated.
He was rendered dumbfounded by the woman’s response, as she met his gaze directly.
In any case, sir, my spouse used to tell me that I had a behind capable of raising the dead from their graves. I wish to avoid taking any chances.
Isn’t that funny?
Sо I аm аt Wаlmаrt sсаnning аnd bаgging my аlmоst $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
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