Picture this: a 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut pulls up in front of his house one day in a stunning Porsche. His parents are stunned by the sight of the luxurious car and immediately demand an explanation.
“Where did you get that car?” they ask, completely bewildered.
“I bought it today,” calmly responds the teen.
His mom’s concern gets the better of her as she demands, “With what money, young man? We know how much a Porsche costs, and you cannot afford it!”
The boy explains, “Well, it’s used, and I got a good deal. This one only cost me 20 dollars.”
Shocked, his mom exclaims, “Who on earth would sell a car like that for 20 dollars?!”
“The woman up the street,” the boy replies. “I don’t know her name – she just moved in. She ordered a pizza, and when I delivered it to her, she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for 20 dollars.”
Unable to contain their curiosity and anger, the boy’s dad and mom rush over to their new neighbor’s house, ready to demand an explanation. To their surprise, they find their new neighbor calmly planting flowers in her front yard.
Approaching her with determination, the dad speaks up, “I’m the father of the kid you just sold a sports car to for $20. I need an explanation from you!”
The woman, still focused on her gardening, looks up and calmly responds, “Well, this morning, I received a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip in Florida, but it turns out he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and has no intention of coming back.”
Perplexed, the mom interjects, “What on earth does that have to do with selling our son a Porsche for $20?”
Smiling brightly, the new neighbor pauses for a moment before answering, “Well, my husband asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So, I did.”
A young widow would come to her husband’s grave every week to water
Every week, a young widow would visit her husband’s tomb to water the flowers. Then, each time, her back was turned as she walked away. I see that you have showed great respect to your late husband, observed a young man who had been monitoring her for a while. I think it’s really lovely that you don’t turn around when you go. “Well, my husband, sir.”
Good jokes never fail to make us grin, and the one that follows will brighten your day no end.
In actuality, some women do marry much older men in order to receive their inheritance; the woman in this tale is one of these women.
Every week she made it to her husband’s grave to pay her respects and water the flowers. However, she would always turn her back on her as she left the cemetery.
Every week, a young man who saw this happening couldn’t resist approaching her and striking up a conversation.
It is evident that you have shown your late husband a great deal of respect. I think it’s really lovely that you don’t turn around when you go. He stated.
He was rendered dumbfounded by the woman’s response, as she met his gaze directly.
In any case, sir, my spouse used to tell me that I had a behind capable of raising the dead from their graves. I wish to avoid taking any chances.
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