I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”
He said “You should share responsi- bilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
I asked “Can you explain?”
He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues.
We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, i asked him “Give me some examples”
He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it “
I asked “Then, what is your role?”
He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. , whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Bodoland should be formed or not, whether Ronaldo should retire from Football, etc etc. and do you know,
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion
At a high school reunion, a couple finds themselves seated near a captivating sight: a stunning woman indulging in gin with fervor at a nearby table.
The husband’s gaze lingers on her, prompting his wife to question his familiarity.
“Know her?” he responds with a sigh. “Unfortunately, yes. She’s my ex-wife.” He reveals that her penchant for drinking began shortly after their divorce seven years prior and hasn’t abated since.
His wife’s incredulous response echoes the disbelief of many: “My God! Who would imagine someone could continue celebrating for so long?”
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