We can never get tired of good jokes and this one will definitely make your day.
Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a bench at the park when a young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.
One of the men smiles and the girls approaches them. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says.
The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”
The girl replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip Mugley, your turn.”
This joke is yet another proof that the elderly, having been part of this world for many years, are often wiser than the rest of us.
Angelina Jolie Stuns Alongside Her Daughter on the Red Carpet, and People Are All Noticing the Same Thing
Angelina Jolie looked flawless as she attended the Broadway opening night of her musical, The Outsiders. The 48-year-old actress was all smiles as she posed with her 15-year-old daughter, Vivienne, who had worked with her on the project.
Jolie looked stunning in a shiny gold dress paired with a rusty-colored cape while her teenage daughter rocked a cool blue jumpsuit.
The Oscar-winning actress who worked as executive producer on the project had once revealed that Vivienne had a passion for theatre, saying, ’’She’s very thoughtful and serious about theatre and working hard to best understand how to contribute.’’
The mother-daughter pair radiated joy as they attended the event with all eyes naturally drawn to Jolie, who looked absolutely stunning with her vibrant red lipstick and slightly lighter blonde hair than her usual style.
Online, fans showered the star with compliments, saying that her beauty makes her «stand out from the crowd» and naming her «one of the world’s hottest women.» One person even noted, ’’She does look gorgeous here, even better than years ago.’’
While almost everyone would agree that the Maleficent actress looks incredible, many people noticed that there was something different about her, leaving some questioning whether her ever-growing glow was due to recent beauty procedures.
One person stated, «Angelina looks different. Or am I crazy?» While another wrote, «Looks like Angie had a little facelift or some kind of plastic surgery.» A third person added, ’’Angelina looks strange.”
Another actress who has recently caught everyone’s attention on the red carpet is Dakota Johnson. Check out her fabulous daring look here, which certainly didn’t leave anyone indifferent.
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