“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
Why Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley never had children.
Jackson asked Presley to marry him over the phone one evening in 1993 after Presley had stood by him during the investigation.
Michael Presley and Lisa Marie Presley tied the knot in a brief 15-minute ceremony in the Dominican Republic. Later, she announced her union to the media in a statement.
Together, Michael and Lisa appeared in public on multiple occasions. The most well-known instance occurred in September 1994 when the singer ofThriller k*ssed Presley live at the MTV Video Music Awards, declaring,
Rumors that their high-profile marriage was failing and that they weren’t spending enough time together began to circulate.
The couple also disclosed that they intended to begin a family shortly.
However, there were rumors that Jackson’s drug addiction was the reason their marriage was failing. The Bad singer and Lisa Marie Presley parted ways a month after Lisa Marie Presley filed for divorce in December 1995. August 1996 marked the official end of their marriage.
Lisa and Michael didn’t have any kids, but Presley did have four from her previous marriages. Riley and Ben, who came from her marriage to Danny Keough, Finley Aaron Love Lockwood, and Harper Vivienne Ann, who came from her marriage to Michael Lockwood, were all her children.
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