his Is How I Won a Prank War My Neighbor and I Had Going for the past Year
It started off innocently enough. Selene parked her car in the wrong parking spot, fueling a prank war with Paul, the real owner of the parking spot. As the months went by, the pair continued their prank war, but Selen started to wonder about the future of these seemingly innocent practical jokes. She took matters into her own hands and asked Paul out for dinner, under the guise of someone else. Will it be the ultimate prank or something more?
It all began with a parking mishap. It was just one innocent mistake that spiraled into a year-long prank war with my neighbor, Paul.
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One evening, I accidentally parked in Paul’s parking spot in our apartment building’s lot. It was late, I was exhausted, and I just wanted to crawl into bed.
I didn’t think much of it until the next morning when I was on my way to the office. There, on my car, on an empty takeaway cup, a note was scrawled in messy handwriting.
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Thanks for ruining my day.
“Oh, crap,” I said to myself when I sat in the car. I needed to make amends.
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The following morning, I left a warm cup of coffee on Paul’s car roof with a note that read:
Sorry for the mix-up. I hope this makes up for it.
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If you’re wondering, Paul and I didn’t know each other. We just lived in the same apartment block and knew everyone’s names and door numbers.
A few days later, I found a bill from a car-washing service under my windshield wiper. It seemed that Paul didn’t notice the coffee that I left and spilled it all over his car when he drove off.
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I refused to pay the bill, and thus, the little war began.
“I think that you and this mysterious Paul are either going to fall in love or end up despising each other,” my friend Daphne said at work.
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“Probably the latter,” I said. “It was all fine until he gave me a bill.”
“Selene,” she said knowingly, “I’m telling you, this is just the beginning.”
The next day, I left my work phone number on his car.
Call me regarding the payment.
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Paul called me later that evening.
“Really? You thought that leaving coffee on the roof of a car was a good idea?” he asked, going straight into it.
“How was I supposed to know that you’d drive off without looking? Besides, it was a peace offering!”
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“More like a disaster,” he said. “It was all over my window. Pay the car wash bill, please.”
“I’m not paying for it,” I said, hanging up.
After that, the pranks escalated quickly.
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“I told you,” Daphne said when she came home with me one evening. “It’s going to get more intense. You need to listen to me. Trust me on this, you and this guy are going to get under each other’s skin.”
“I don’t know about that, Daph,” I said, dishing out the curry we had bought for dinner.
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“But you’re having fun?” she asked, tearing into a piece of bread.
“I am!” I said. “Mainly because it’s nothing serious.”
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One day, I found my car doors wrapped in plastic wrap.
The next week, I retaliated by covering Paul’s car in sticky notes, each one asking him to fix his parking.
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“If it rains tonight,” Paul said, immediately calling me after seeing the sticky notes, “you’ll have a mushy mess of paper to clean up.”
“I think you’ll figure it out for yourself,” I said, hiding behind my curtain.
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I had to admit, I was attracted to him. I didn’t know if Paul knew who I was, but it was easier for me to watch him from my apartment. I had gotten used to watching him wash his car.
It turned out that it was comforting. There was a sense of intimacy that we had built up.
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After months of back-and-forth pranks, ranging from balloons tied onto car handles and window wipers, to fake parking tickets, I decided that it was time to end the war.
“But you need a grand finale,” Daphne said as we sat in our office, trying to work through month-end reports.
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“Like what?” I asked, typing away at my keyboard.
“You’re into him, right?” she asked, sipping her coffee.
“I think so,” I said. “But I don’t know much about him.”
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“Then get to know him,” my friend pressed on. “There’s something there; if not, this would have ended a long time ago.”
“Fine,” I said. “But you write the note. He knows my handwriting now.”
We intended to write a note from a secret admirer.
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“She can just be someone from your apartment,” Daphne said. “And it’s not like you and Paul have even interacted in person, Selene. To be honest, I don’t know how you’ve managed to stay anonymous for so long.”
“It’s the thrill of it,” I said.
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Early the next morning, I left the note that Daphne had written on Paul’s car.
Hey, I saw you leaving your car and couldn’t help but notice how handsome you are. Let’s have dinner?
I added my personal number that he wouldn’t recognize at the bottom.
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To my surprise, Paul called me later that morning.
“Selene, you’ll never guess what happened!” he said excitedly. “Some woman left me a note on my car.”
“Really?” I asked, feigning surprise. “What did it say?”
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“She said that I was handsome and she wanted to have dinner. She left her number, too. So, I’m going to text her and go.”
Paul took the bait and texted me. We set up a date, and I, still pretending to be someone else, agreed to meet him at a local restaurant.
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I was already seated, suddenly nervous. We had been at this for so long; what if everything blew up in my face?
What if I was living in a romantic comedy and Paul actually couldn’t stand me?
Almost ready to leave, Paul walked into the restaurant.
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“Hey, you’re here! You look familiar,” he said. “But I suppose I have seen you around the building.”
He spoke quickly, as though he was just as nervous.
“I’m sure that’s exactly it,” I said, smiling.
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“Your voice reminds me of my neighbor, Selene. I’m sure you’ve seen us pranking each other recently,” he chuckled, his eyes glazing over as if lost in a memory.
“What’s that been like?” I asked.
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“Well, Daphne,” he said, as I had introduced myself over text, “it’s been hilarious. It’s been the best few months of my life.”
“It sounds like she’s grown on you,” I said, smiling.
“She’s feisty, all right,” he said, ordering himself a whiskey.
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The rest of the evening went by smoothly, but the more Paul spoke, the more I found myself genuinely enjoying his company. He was charming, funny, and surprisingly sweet.
By the time our meals arrived, I couldn’t keep the truth from him any longer.
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“Paul,” I said, picking up my cocktail, “there’s something I need to tell you.”
“What’s that?” he asked, looking me in the eye.
“I haven’t been very honest about this date,” I said slowly. “I’m Selene.”
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Paul’s jaw dropped.
“Wait, really?” he asked. “Why did you want to meet like this?”
“I don’t know,” I replied honestly. “Call it insecurity? Daphne is my best friend; I asked her to write the note, and I used her name. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have deceived you.”
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“No, no,” he said, a large smile forming on his face. “I’ve never had this much fun with anyone. I’m glad we got to meet. Finally.”
The rest of the evening went much smoother, knowing that we had something in common. It was something to bond over. And more than that, there was chemistry between us. It wasn’t just me.
“I’m glad we did this,” Paul said as we went our separate ways in the parking lot. “It needed to happen.”
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“And now, we’re here,” I said, taking his hand, suddenly feeling brave.
I don’t know where our relationship will go or what it will become, but I do know that I’ve taken the first step toward something.
What would you have done?
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My Brother Demanded I Give Up the House I Inherited from Our Dad – the Next Day, He Called In Tears, Begging Me to Take It Back
My greedy brother demanded the family home I’d inherited from our late dad. But less than 24 hours later, he called me in tears and begged me to take it back. Something behind those walls had shaken him to his core and I knew exactly what it was.
The day Dad’s laughter faded from our home was the day my world lost its color. For years, I watched helplessly as illness slowly dimmed the light in his eyes, and my hands used to shake as I spooned soup into his mouth or adjusted his pillows.
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In those final moments, as I held his frail hand and whispered “I love you,” I felt a piece of my heart crumble away.
The house echoed with memories of better days, but also with the glaring absence of my brother Kyle, who couldn’t be bothered to say goodbye.
The day Dad died, I sat alone in the hospital room, holding his hand as the monitors flatlined.
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The silence that followed was deafening. I wanted to scream and rage against the unfairness of it all. But I just sat there numb as tears streamed down my face.
“I’ll miss you, Dad,” I whispered. “I hope I made you proud.”
As I left the hospital that day, I felt like I was leaving a part of myself behind. The world seemed duller and less vibrant without Dad in it.
I drove home in a daze, a fog of grief enveloping me. Each familiar street corner and storefront seemed to hold a piece of Dad, triggering a flood of memories that haunted me.
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The days that followed were a blur of funeral arrangements and well-wishers.
I threw myself into the tasks at hand, finding some small comfort in staying busy. It wasn’t until the reading of the will that I saw Kyle again.
He strode into the lawyer’s office, flaunting his expensive suit and polished shoes.
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Kyle had always been the ambitious one, using Dad’s connections to network and jumpstart his career. Once he got what he wanted, he vanished like smoke in the wind.
While I held Dad’s trembling hand through endless chemo sessions, Kyle’s absence hung in the air like a suffocating cloud.
Dad’s eyes would dart hopefully to the door at every sound, but Kyle never appeared.
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On those long, dark nights when Dad’s pain was at its worst, and he’d whisper, “I wish both my boys were here,” I’d feel my heart shatter all over again.
And when Dad took his final breath, the empty chair beside his bed screamed Kyle’s indifference louder than any words ever could.
“Let’s get this over with,” Kyle said, snapping me out of my thoughts, not quite meeting my eyes as he took a seat.
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Mrs. Hill, Dad’s lawyer, began reading the will. Most of Dad’s assets were to be split evenly between us. Then she paused, looking directly at me.
“The family home is to be left solely to Joseph.”
Kyle’s head snapped up. “What?”
Mrs. Hill continued, “Your father, William, specifically stated that the house should go to Joseph, in recognition of his care and dedication during his illness.”
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I could feel Kyle’s eyes boring into me, but I kept my gaze fixed on the lawyer.
“Furthermore,” she added, “William left a substantial sum for renovations to the house, with specific instructions for its use.”
As we left the office, Kyle grabbed my arm. “This isn’t over,” he hissed.
I watched him storm off, a sinking feeling in my stomach. I knew this was far from over.
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A week later, Kyle showed up at my farmhouse, unannounced and seething.
“You manipulated him,” he accused, pushing past me into the living room.
I closed the door, taking a deep breath. “Hello to you too, Kyle.”
He whirled on me, clenching his fist. “Don’t play innocent, Joe. You were with Dad, whispering in his ear, while I was out building a life for myself.”
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“Building a life? Is that what you call abandoning your family?”
“I had opportunities, Joe. Big ones. Dad understood that.”
“Did he? Because I don’t remember him understanding why his oldest son couldn’t bother to call, let alone visit when he was dying.”
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Kyle flinched but pressed on. “Dad must’ve made a mistake. The house should be mine. I’m the oldest. It’s tradition.”
I laughed. “Tradition? Since when do you care about tradition?”
“I’m serious, Joe. Give me the house, or I’ll take you to court. I’ll drag this out until you’re drowning in legal fees.”
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I studied my brother, this stranger wearing familiar features.
Part of me wanted to fight and scream at him for his selfishness. But another part, a part that sounded suspiciously like Dad, whispered a different idea.
“Fine. You want the house? It’s yours.”
Kyle blinked, caught off guard. “Really?”
“I’ll sign it over to you. No strings attached.”
Suspicion clouded his face. “Just like that?”
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I nodded, already reaching for the paperwork Mrs. Hill had left with me. “Just like that. Consider it yours, brother.”
With a heavy heart and trembling fingers, I signed away Dad’s legacy. The keys felt cold and accusing in my palm as I dropped them into Kyle’s eager hand.
As Kyle strutted out, victory gleaming in his eyes, I couldn’t help but smile. He had no idea about the whirlwind he was walking into.
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“Joe,” Mrs. Hill said when I told her everything. “you realize this is madness, right? You don’t have to give in to your brother’s demands.”
“I know, Mrs. Hill. But sometimes you have to lose to win. And sometimes, lessons come in unexpected packages.”
The next morning, my phone rang at an ungodly hour. Kyle’s name flashed on the screen.
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“Hello?” I answered, my voice still thick with sleep.
“What the hell did you do?” Kyle’s voice was a mix of panic and rage.
I sat up, fully awake now. “I’m not sure what you mean.”
“Don’t play dumb! The house! It’s… it’s…”
“It’s what, Kyle?”
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“It’s a freaking circus!” he exploded. “There are slides in the living room! The bedroom is full of toys! Every room looks like it threw up a rainbow!”
I couldn’t help but chuckle. “Oh, that. Yeah, Dad and I had been working on a little project.”
“Little project? This isn’t a house anymore. It’s a damn daycare!”
“Actually,” I said, unable to keep the joy out of my voice, “it’s more of a community center for the local orphanage.”
“What are you talking about?”
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I settled back against my pillows, enjoying this more than I probably should.
“Well, you see, Dad always wanted to give back to the community. We came up with this plan to turn the house into a safe space for kids who don’t have anyone looking out for them. Indoor swings, ball pits, inflatable castles, art stations… the works.”
“You can’t be serious,” Kyle growled.
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“Oh, I am, brother! And the best part? It’s all in Dad’s will. The new owner — that’s you now — is legally obligated to maintain it as is and complete the renovations.”
“Renovations?” Kyle’s voice rose to a squeak.
“Yep. Remember how Dad loved that candy house from Hansel and Gretel? Well, starting next week, the house exterior is getting a makeover. Candy canes, gumdrops, the works. And guess who’s footing the bill?”
The silence on the other end was deafening.
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“You knew,” Kyle finally said, his voice brimming with awe and fury. “You knew all this when you gave me the house.”
“I did! Consider it a lesson in being careful what you wish for.”
“Joe, please. You have to take it back. I can’t do this.”
For a moment, I was tempted. But then I remembered all the times Kyle had turned his back on us, all the lonely nights Dad had spent wondering why his eldest son didn’t care.
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“I’m sorry, Kyle,” I said, not feeling sorry at all. “But you wanted the house. It’s yours now, with all its responsibilities. Maybe spending time with those kids will teach you something about family.”
“But the money,” Kyle protested weakly. “I can’t afford all this. I want the money Dad left in his will.”
“The money Dad left for the renovations?” I laughed. “I’m donating it to the orphanage. They need it more than either of us.”
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As Kyle’s pleas turned to sobs, my heart lightened.
“Joe, you don’t understand. My company isn’t doing well. I needed this house as collateral for a loan. I thought I could fix everything.”
“Oh, why didn’t you just ask for help?”
“Because I’m supposed to be the successful one!” he shouted, then his voice dropped to a whisper. “I couldn’t admit I was failing.”
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For a moment, I saw the brother I used to know — scared, vulnerable, human.
But I also remembered the years of neglect and the pain in Dad’s eyes every time Kyle missed a holiday or birthday.
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“Listen, Kyle, I can’t take the house back. But maybe we can figure something out. Come over tomorrow. We’ll talk.”
There was a long pause before Kyle responded, his voice barely audible. “Okay. Thank you, Joe.”
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As I hung up, I looked around my small farmhouse. It wasn’t much, but it was mine. And somewhere out there, a group of kids were about to get the playhouse of their dreams. Dad would have loved that.
I smiled, thinking of the conversation ahead with Kyle. It wouldn’t be easy, but maybe, we could start rebuilding our family. After all, that’s what Dad would have wanted.
And really, that was all that mattered.
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