When will companies Iearn that going woke isn’t a great idea, as it means that they’ll go broke sooner rather than later, or at least see their stocks and fortunes plummet? Not soon enough to not shoot themselves in the foot financially, apparentIy, as Victoria’s Secret just made the same woke mistake as innumerable companies before it and made a very bad business move rooted in wokeness.
What did it do? It replaced its astoundingly attractive “angels” with the woke, pink-haired, America-bashing soccer player Megan Rapinoe and a slew of “plus size” models.
That might have sounded great in a boardroom full of people sipping soy lattes and chowing down on kale chips, but most American women, when they buy Iingerie, don’t want to look like “plus size” models or Megan Rapinoe.
And so Victoria’s Secret stock has tumbled dramatically and the company has had to fire a slew of executives as its financial fortunes have soured, as the New York Post reported, saying, in a July of 2022 post, that the lingerie giant’s shares crashed to $26.80 and that it had Iaid off 160 management employees from its headquarters in Ohio, about 5% of its home office headcount.
That stock crash problem has continued for the brand, as the Iingerie giant’s stock is, as of the time this article was updated (January 12, 2024), just $24.23. When 2022 began, it’s stock price was still over $56, and the crash began in February of that year and has more or less continued since.
In any case, why might the stock crash have happened and the firings have been necessary? Well the NYP hints at the same issues mentioned above, saying (emphasis added), “Now it offers plus sizes and features plus-size models in its marketing as well as selling masectomy bras for the first time. It also Iaunched its first-ever Mother’s Day campaign last year.
Its stores are brighter and it’s championing more causes highlighting women’s achievements, tapping famous athletes Iike Megan Rapinoe and actress Priyanka Chopra Jonas to represent the brand.
I Discovered a Box of Shoes on My Doorstep Accompanied by a Note: “THE PERSON WEARING THESE SHOES AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY TODAY INTENDS TO DESTROY YOUR LIFE”
A mysterious package on Adelaide’s doorstep changed her birthday in ways she never expected. Inside was a stunning pair of shoes and a chilling note that set the stage for a night of shocking truths.
On the morning of her 35th birthday, Adelaide felt a mix of excitement and sadness. Birthdays were important to her, but this year felt different. She checked her phone, hoping for a message from James, her husband. There was nothing. He was away on a business trip and wouldn’t return until later for her party. Disheartened, she tossed aside the blanket and prepared to get out of bed when the doorbell rang, startling her.
Curious, she peeked through the peephole but saw no one. Opening the door, she found a sleek black box on the doorstep, looking like it belonged there. She picked it up and felt its weight in her hands. Inside, she discovered a beautiful pair of high heels. As she admired them, a note slipped out. Her excitement faded as she read the words: “THE ONE WHO WILL HAVE THE SAME SHOES AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY TODAY WANTS TO RUIN YOUR LIFE”.
Confused and scared, she tried to make sense of the note. Who would do this? Who wanted to ruin her life? Adelaide dialed James, but it went straight to voicemail. She felt anxious, replaying interactions with her loved ones. With each passing minute, her unease grew.
Despite the delicious smell of food and the cheerful decorations for her party, her thoughts kept returning to the note. As she slipped on the shoes, they looked stunning but brought her no comfort. When James finally arrived, she nearly fell into his arms, but she struggled to tell him about the note without sounding irrational.
As guests arrived, she watched nervously, scanning their feet. Then she saw her sister, Emily, wearing the same shoes. Panic rose in her chest as Emily greeted her, completely oblivious to the turmoil inside Adelaide.
After some awkward conversation, Adelaide received a text from an unknown number. Hesitating, she opened it and gasped. The message contained a photo of James and Emily at the shoe store, clearly close and happy together. The next message explained that James had been cheating on her, and the sender had overheard him plotting to give Emily the shoes for her birthday party.
Adelaide felt betrayed and furious, but instead of collapsing, a new strength emerged within her. If they wanted to ruin her life, she would turn the tables. Gathering her guests, she announced a game called “Guess the Surprise”. She called James and Emily to the center of the room. As she connected her phone to the speaker, she felt her heart race but maintained a calm facade.
“I have a little surprise for you”, she said, and pressed play. The audio of James and Emily’s conversation filled the room, exposing their deceit. Gasps rippled through the crowd as they realized the truth. James lunged at her, desperate to stop the humiliation, but she held her ground.
Once the recording ended, silence enveloped the room. Adelaide confronted James, ordering him to leave by morning. Turning to Emily, she expressed her hurt, declaring she never wanted to see her again.
With that, she walked away, leaving them in shock. After the guests departed, she went to find Samantha, the sales assistant who had sent the messages. When she found her, she expressed heartfelt gratitude.
“Thank you”, Adelaide said. “You saved my life.” Samantha smiled, explaining that sometimes the truth is the greatest gift. As Adelaide left, she felt lighter, realizing that revenge can indeed be sweet, especially when it comes in a perfect pair of shoes.
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