I was stunned when my husband, Jake, handed me a schedule to help me “become a better wife.” But instead of blowing up, I played along. Little did Jake know, I was about to teach him a lesson that would make him rethink his newfound approach to marriage.
I’ve always prided myself on being the level-headed one in our marriage. Jake, bless his heart, could get swept up in things pretty easily, whether it was a new hobby, or some random YouTube video that promised to change his life in three easy steps.
But we were solid until Jake met Steve. Steve was the type of guy who thought being loudly opinionated made him right, the type that talks right over you when you try to correct him.
He was also a perpetually single guy (who could have guessed?), who graciously dispensed relationship advice to all his married colleagues, Jake included. Jake should’ve known better, but my darling husband was positively smitten with Steve’s confidence.
I didn’t think much of it until Jake started making some noxious comments.
“Steve says relationships work best when the wife takes charge of the household,” he’d say. Or “Steve thinks it’s important for women to look good for their husbands, no matter how long they’ve been married.”
I’d roll my eyes and reply with some sarcastic remark, but it was getting under my skin. Jake was changing. He’d arch his eyebrows if I ordered takeout instead of cooking, and sigh when I let the laundry pile up because, God forbid, I had my own full-time job.
And then it happened. One night, he came home with The List.
He sat me down at the kitchen table, unfolded a piece of paper, and slid it across to me.
“I’ve been thinking,” he started, his voice dripping with a condescending tone I hadn’t heard from him before. “You’re a great wife, Lisa. But there’s room for improvement.”
My eyebrows shot up. “Oh really?”
He nodded, oblivious to the danger zone he was entering. “Yeah. Steve helped me realize that our marriage could be even better if you, you know, stepped up a bit.”
I stared at the paper in front of me. It was a schedule… and he’d written “Lisa’s Weekly Routine for Becoming a Better Wife” at the top in bold.
This guy had actually sat down and mapped out my entire week based on what Steve — a single guy with zero relationship experience — thought I should do to “improve” myself as a wife.
I was supposed to wake up at 5 a.m. every day to make Jake a gourmet breakfast. Then I’d hit the gym for an hour to “stay in shape.”
After that? A delightful lineup of chores: cleaning, laundry, ironing. And that was all before I left for work. I was supposed to cook a meal from scratch every evening and make fancy snacks for Jake and his friends when they came over to hang out at our place.
The whole thing was sexist and insulting on so many levels I didn’t even know where to start. I ended up staring at him, wondering if my husband had lost his mind.
“This will be great for you, and us,” he continued, oblivious.
“Steve says it’s important to maintain structure, and I think you could benefit from —”
“I could benefit from what?” I interrupted, my voice dangerously calm. Jake blinked, caught off guard by the interruption, but he recovered quickly.
“Well, you know, from having some guidance and a schedule.”
I wanted to throw that paper in his face and ask him if he’d developed a death wish. Instead, I did something that surprised even me: I smiled.
“You’re right, Jake,” I said sweetly. “I’m so lucky that you made me this schedule. I’ll start tomorrow.”
The relief on his face was instant. I almost felt sorry for him as I got up and stuck the list on the fridge. Almost. He had no idea what was coming.
The next day, I couldn’t help but smirk as I studied the ridiculous schedule again. If Jake thought he could hand me a list of “improvements,” then he was about to find out just how much structure our life could really handle.
I pulled out my laptop, opened up a fresh document, and titled it, “Jake’s Plan for Becoming the Best Husband Ever.” He wanted a perfect wife? Fine. But there was a cost to perfection.
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I began by listing all the things he had suggested for me, starting with the gym membership he was so keen on. It was laughable, really.
“$1,200 for a personal trainer.” I typed, barely containing my giggle.
Next came the food. If Jake wanted to eat like a king, that wasn’t happening on our current grocery budget. Organic, non-GMO, free-range everything? That stuff didn’t come cheap.
“$700 per month for groceries,” I wrote. He’d probably need to chip in for a cooking class too. Those were pricey, but hey, perfection wasn’t free.
I leaned back in my chair, laughing to myself as I imagined Jake’s face when he saw this. But I wasn’t done. Oh no, the pièce de résistance was still to come.
See, there was no way I could juggle all these expectations while holding down my job. If Jake wanted me to dedicate myself full-time to his absurd routine, then he’d have to compensate for the loss of my income.
I pulled up a calculator, estimating the value of my salary. Then, I added it to the list, complete with a little note: “$75,000 per year to replace Lisa’s salary since she will now be your full-time personal assistant, maid, and chef.”
My stomach hurt from laughing at this point.
And just for good measure, I threw in a suggestion about him needing to expand the house. After all, if he was going to have his friends over regularly, they’d need a dedicated space that wouldn’t intrude on my newly organized, impossibly structured life.
“$50,000 to build a separate ‘man cave’ so Jake and his friends don’t disrupt Lisa’s schedule.”
By the time I was done, the list was a masterpiece. A financial and logistical nightmare, sure, but a masterpiece nonetheless. It wasn’t just a counterattack — it was a wake-up call.
I printed it out, set it neatly on the kitchen counter, and waited for Jake to come home. When he finally walked through the door that evening, he was in a good mood.
“Hey, babe,” he called out, dropping his keys on the counter. He spotted the paper almost immediately. “What’s this?”
I kept my face neutral, fighting the urge to laugh as I watched him pick it up. “Oh, it’s just a little list I put together for you,” I said sweetly, “to help you become the best husband ever.”
Jake chuckled, thinking I was playing along with his little game. But as he scanned the first few lines, the grin started to fade. I could see the wheels turning in his head, the slow realization that this wasn’t the lighthearted joke he thought it was.
“Wait… what is all this?” He squinted at the numbers, his eyes widening as he saw the total costs. “$1,200 for a personal trainer? $700 a month for groceries? What the hell, Lisa?”
I leaned against the kitchen island, crossing my arms.
“Well, you want me to wake up at 5 a.m., hit the gym, make gourmet breakfasts, clean the house, cook dinner, and host your friends. I figured we should budget for all of that, don’t you think?”
His face turned pale as he flipped through the pages. “$75,000 a year? You’re quitting your job?!”
I shrugged. “How else am I supposed to follow your plan? I can’t work and be the perfect wife, right?”
He stared at the paper, dumbfounded.
The numbers, the absurdity of his own demands, it all hit him at once. His smugness evaporated, replaced by a dawning realization that he had seriously, seriously messed up.
“I… I didn’t mean…” Jake stammered, looking at me with wide eyes. “Lisa, I didn’t mean for it to be like this. I just thought —”
“You thought what? That I could ‘improve’ myself like some project?” My voice was calm, but the hurt behind it was real. “Jake, marriage isn’t about lists or routines. It’s about respect. And if you ever try to ‘fix’ me like this again, you’ll be paying a hell of a lot more than what’s on that paper.”
Silence hung in the air, thick and uncomfortable. Jake’s face softened, his shoulders slumping as he let out a deep sigh.
“I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I didn’t realize how ridiculous it was. Steve made it sound sensible, but now I see it’s… it’s toxic. Oh God, I’ve been such a fool.”
I nodded, watching him carefully. “Yes, you have. Honestly, have you looked at Steve’s life? What makes you think he has the life experience to give you advice about marriage? Or anything else?”
The look on his face as my words hit home was priceless.
“You’re right. And he could never afford to live like this.” He slapped the list with the back of his hand. “He… he has no idea about the costs involved, or how demeaning this is. Oh, Lisa, I got carried away again, didn’t I?”
“Yes, but we’ll recover. Now, let’s tear that paper up and go back to being equals.”
He smiled weakly, the tension breaking just a little. “Yeah… let’s do that.”
We ripped up the list together, and for the first time in weeks, I felt like we were back on the same team.
Maybe this was what we needed, a reminder that marriage isn’t about one person being “better” than the other. It’s about being better together.
Gordon Ramsay shares update on fatherhood – addition to family comes seven years after couple lost baby
The most well-known aspect of Gordon Ramsay is his reputation as the feisty English chef who rose to prominence in the world of culinary pleasures. By now, the chef’s culinary talents have garnered him decades of attention.
He just shared his thoughts about how his sixth time as a father is going! To learn more about Ramsay’s update, continue reading.
This past weekend, Gordon Ramsay attended the Formula 1 Grand Prix in Las Vegas and was delighted to discuss the newest member of his family, a baby boy called Jesse James.
Ramsay,57, was open about being a father for the first time at his age. “Extraordinary,” he remarked with a sense of humor, “just blessed.” Additionally, I’m positive that I’ll be the oldest father at the school drop-off, so I’ll wear my spectacles and a cap.
Early this month, the couple welcomed their newest child, Jesse James Ramsay, who weighed a whopping seven pounds and ten ounces. To the Ramsay brigade, one more loving bundle! Chef Ramsay posted images of his son on social media, saying, “3 boys, 3 girls…done.”
Tana Ramsay, his wife, also announced the birth of her most recent kid on social media. The Ramsay family is complete, she wrote, adding, “It’s been a nerve-wracking nine months, but we’ve made it and we have been blessed with this little bundle.” We adore you so much, Jesse James Ramsay,” she wrote.
In 2016, the couple lost the child who was supposed to be their sixth. The renowned chef shared a message on the tragic incident at the time. He started by expressing gratitude to the public for their support over the past two weeks for both him and his wife. “We had a devastating weekend as Tana has sadly miscarried our son at five months,” he continued, spilling the beans to them.
Tana Ramsay eventually talked about her experiences four years later. She discussed the event in an interview in November 2020. This occurred following Chrissy Teigen’s 2020 public announcement of her own miscarriage, during which she was candid and open about the whole experience on social media. She received a lot of criticism for being so open about the entire ordeal.
Tana Ramsay went above and beyond to encourage Chrissy Teigen, even praising her candor. “I find it very emotional, and I thought she was amazing,” the woman remarked. I didn’t know all the details when I read about her predicament, but a lot of it sounded a lot like mine.
“I think she was amazing for talking about it and posting the photos that she did,” the woman continued. “It brings it all back.”
She thought back to her own miscarriage and how people would avoid talking about it as if it had never happened. “To be honest, when it happened to me, I found it really difficult when people would talk to me and not bring it up because it seemed like it never happened,” the woman stated.
“It was really difficult, so all I wanted to do was talk about it with friends, family, and anyone else who asked.” “It was a really hard experience—you go from having a baby kicking inside of you to suddenly it’s not there,” she continued.
She also mentioned how incredible Gordon had been during the whole thing. “Gordon was amazing. He’s always talked about everything. He was very good at talking it out of me and never giving me the feeling that maybe we shouldn’t talk about it,” the woman remarked.
Gordon Ramsay eventually spoke about the death of his son in 2016 in September 2023. Rocky was the child’s given name, and they were thrilled to have him in the family.
The 56-year-old famous chef remarked, “It was very difficult to lose Rocky.” You cannot watch or read a book that will help you get over that loss.
He talked about how the entire experience had been “life-changing.” Tana had some health concerns, so they went from celebrating the baby’s health one day to learning the next day that she had miscarried. Everything transpired in a span of one day.
He claimed that the tragic incident strengthened the bonds between their family members.
Oscar, the couple’s fifth child, was later welcomed into the world in 2019. And in 2023, they welcomed their sixth child, declaring that their family was now complete!
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