Scientist Stephen Hawking once held a curious experiment. He organized a party with appetizers, balloons, you name it. However, he only sent the invites after the party had already taken place. He wanted to demonstrate that time travel is impossible, and he did.
NASA begs to differ and confirms that time travel is possible, just not in the way we’ve seen in books and movies. This is good news for the following people because they’d love to start their terrible day over.
“My foot after wearing a wet boot with a hole in it for 10 hours”
“A buddy of mine seemed to think stick sun screen was a good idea.”
“Got my license in the mail today.”
“I was sitting on the lid of my toilet waiting for my bath to fill, scrolling on my phone when the lid shattered and I threw my phone in the bath.”
“My BBQ food truck burned down last month.”
“Lent a car to my brother for the day, and as a thank you, he filled up my car with the wrong fuel.”
“I turned on my defrost this morning and came back 10 minutes later to find this.”
“I did an air mold test in my apartment.”
“Went to use the bathroom at a friend’s house — nearly had a heart attack.”
“My job makes us food before each shift. Meet the zucchini hot dog.”
“I dropped my phone and now all my photos are blue-ish.”
“I asked my wife to tidy up my neck with the clippers. Yes, we are still married.”
“What they call a ’cheese’ burger”
“Got stung in the eye at 2 a.m. while asleep by probably one of the last wasps of the season.”
“I dropped the tuna can in the sink.”
“Must have dropped my keys after I locked my car. I came back to this.”
“In a boot with a broken foot on day 7 of 24 of my dream tour of the UK”
“Oops, there’s a pothole there.”
“I guess no pizza for me tonight.”
“I forgot to put sunscreen on my feet.”
If you could live an hour of your life on repeat, which hour would you choose? If you could travel back in time and get stuck in that era, which year would you go for? Let us know in the comments.
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull
This has to be one of the best jokes there are. Honestly, I couldn’t stop laughing at the continuation of this man’s story, and it’s definitely not something I expected to read.
Namely, he purchased a registered Black Angus bull and paid $6,500 for it. Of course, he was eager to have it on the farm, but when the bull arrived at his new home, he didn’t seem to do the job he was brought for.
After some time, the man was convinced that he had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyways, he didn’t lose hope before making sure a veterinarian checked on the animal.
Upon a thorough checkup, the vet said the bull was completely healthy but he was relatively young. He then prescribed some pills for the bull and assured the man that the problem would be fixed.
And so it happened. Just a few days after having those pills, the bull started to service the cows; all of the cows, and not only those at the farm, but the neighbor’s cows too.
“He’s like a machine!” the satisfied owner said. “I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him… but they kind of taste like peppermint.”
We truly hope this joke made you laugh. Remember, laughter is the best medicine because it offers numerous physical, emotional, and social benefits that contribute to one’s overall well-being and quality of life.
Embrace humor and opt to laugh as often as you can.
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